Rush Limbaugh - "Why Don't Women Like Me?" or Asspipe Hall of Fame

This picture is priceless. And explains a lot. Charles Blow has a great opinion piece in the NYT on 3/6 titled Three Blind Mice where he decimates the intent and actions of Jindal, Steele and Limbaugh. He even gets it right when he says the Democrats have taken the opportunity to acknowledge Limbaugh's power level at this time and keep poking him, thereby making him snap back like a "rabid dog". I agree when he says he didn't know the Democrats had it in them.

Asspipe Statement of the Day

"...Ruth Bader Ginsburg … has cancer.”
“Bad cancer. The kind that you don’t get better from,” he told a crowd of about 100 at the old State Theater. Senator Jim Bunning, Kentucky

Asspipe of the Day

It should go without saying that if your face is on the front of a Wheaties box, never, never, ever put a bong to your lips in a crowded room.

Asspipe Statement of the Day, or Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to Be Baseball Players

Rodriguez answered "No" when asked whether he's ever used steroids, human growth hormone or any other performance-enhancing substance."I've never felt overmatched on the baseball field," he said. "... I felt that if I did my, my work as I've done since I was, you know, a rookie back in Seattle, I didn't have a problem competing at any level." (Katie Couric interview, 2007)

Asspipe Statement of the Day

“Make no mistake, tax cheaters cheat us all, and the IRS should enforce our laws to the letter. ” (Congressional Record, May 7, 1998, p. S4507, Senator Tom Daschle (D-SD))

Asspipe Statement of the Day

"It's all porked up. There's earmarks in it. There's condoms in it."
--Pat Buchanan on the stimulus package