Asspipe Statement of the Day, or Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to Be Baseball Players

Rodriguez answered "No" when asked whether he's ever used steroids, human growth hormone or any other performance-enhancing substance."I've never felt overmatched on the baseball field," he said. "... I felt that if I did my, my work as I've done since I was, you know, a rookie back in Seattle, I didn't have a problem competing at any level." (Katie Couric interview, 2007)